( Cut to save your lists. )

Do you potty tr-train a monkey to use a li-litter box or a toilet?

A-And is it better to lock guns away, or...or lock them in the b-barrel?

( And after any commentation, we have an ACTION for Vash! )

[Meryl, remember what Vash and Rem said? Remember what happened to you back home with Zazie? No? Idiot. Of course, you can't help it, can you? If you didn't know them, you wouldn't get into situations like this. Let's just blame Vash. Yeah. VashSo, here's Meryl. Meryl's making her way out of Building 6 for a stop with the construction ( Read more... )

[Yes, ppl, Meryl is this stupid. Sorry, Clark. At least you're getting great practice for your future with Lois, because speaking of stupid. Seriously.

Anyway, Meryl has her huge fucking fever her ear mic on, switched to uber sensitive. She also has a smaller version of the camera Excel carries, which makes the quality of the images not as ( Read more... )

((ooc: The following is an action OR comment post open to all. Meryl is going to be in the town square, preparing to do her newscast on the current curse with Excel at the camera. Where do you fine citizens come in? Well ( Read more... )

[Meryl took Vash's advice, so her little furry companion is still, indeed, furry. His name is Vashite, yo, as can be seen in aformentioned thread. Meryl never claimed to rock at giving names ( Read more... )

( 3rd person narrative; cut for actually very mild gore and tl;drness. It took my clever pocket chibi muse (she knows who she is) to think of this. )

( tl;dr part )